Addiction
Addiction is a funny thing. Nicotine is addictive. Some drugs are addictive, and give you the munchies. I propose that research leading to an addictive food that gives you the munchies should be outlawed. Alas, we're too late. Have you ever had Lays Sour Cream N Onion Potato Chips? I was hungry earlier, I didn't wanna get up, cuz I was aching, but forced myself to do so after the Leno monologue. I went downstairs, and searched high and low for food. In front of cupboards, behind them. On shelves. What have you. I discovered, these potato chips. I do enjoy them. I took them and a bottle of water back here with me. I cracked open the bag, I inspected my possible cash prize, and discovered I won a free go-can of more chips. Cool beans. I'd rather have a million bucks, though, k thanks. Back to what I was saying. I began eating the chips. I found them strikingly delicious. Damn, they were good. I continued to eat them, and I couldn't stop. I began thinking about it, and only then could I put the bag down. Wipe my hands of the greasiness, my computer isn't a month old just yet, don't wanna get it all greasy. And then I started ranting about this. Damn those chips are good. Its a good thing I'm out of water, or I'd pick them back up and have more! ARGH!