Buns of Steel
My ass and legs hurt really bad. Bowling five games only two days after bowling three games, was not the best idea. My ass and legs are feeling the burn, and ache right now. Tomorrow, we shall see if I'm still able to walk. Bowling went alright. I'm now two games below .500 lifetime vs Brandon.

Score Summary-
Game 1: Scully-103; Brandon-123; Mikey-133; - I start complaining, but its ok, there's a milf on the next lane, so things aren't all that bad.
Game 2: Scully-120; Brandon-98; Mikey-151; - Again, Mikey takes the game. milf's still there. Brandon sucked up the lane. My legs and ass are in pain.
Game 3: Scully-105; Brandon-99; Mikey-158; - Brandon and Mikey improve slightly, but I do poorly, as the pain shows it is taking its toll. milf-still there!
Game 4: Scully-100; Brandon-130; Mikey-135; - Mikey begins feeling the pain of bowling the way he bowls. Brandon comes out of his funk, in his normal style. milf goes bye bye, and my game seems to go with her.
Game 5: Scully-93; Brandon-121; Mikey-92; - Mikey shows he's in pain. Brandon's staving us off, and the annoying stoners, that replaced the milf are plaguing me the same as my the pain in my ass. Hmm, I had three pains in the ass. The stoners, and both cheeks.

Lesson: Five games is too many to play; Let alone two days after playing three games. Oof. My ass hurts. My legs hurt. My shoulder hurts too now. I'm getting too old for this shit!