Deeper into the Hole
I'm now three games below .500 vs Brandon. Shame. Kicked ass first game though, including a new career high! Whee, by 3 points. Four strikes in the first six frames. Booyah! In any case, it was fun, and I had Brandon and Mikey slack-jawed for that game... Mid-second game, this cute brunette showed up a few lanes down, Brandon knew her, what a shock.. Brandon knows everybody, wtf? Anyway, she was cute, and knew I was checking her out, oh well, I don't care, it doesn't matter, she was eye candy. Later I accused her of being jewish while talking to Brandon in the little coffee shop after we'd left the bowling alley, he confirmed it... Cool.

In Haiku Form:
Bowling, Mikey came!
Cute Brunette, Jewish also
Brandon won again

We were hanging out in the ice cream parlor/coffee shop thingy, just chatting away, and there was this cute brunette in line over at the ice cream. I was checking her out too, notice a trend with the brunettes.. hmm... She was a cutey, I enjoyed her stint in line, and she almost came and sat near us, but her older blonde friend didn't wanna hang out, so they left. A little bit of excitement in the coffee shop, or something like that.

Whoppers
Brandon and I were talking about the ice cream parlor's menu, and he said a malt sounded good. I had him break down what was in it, and he said there were maltballs in it, and I was like, but Brandon, my good friend, what in the world is a maltball? He was like, kinda like a whopper; I was like, WHOPPERS! I'm going to write about them. That brings us to the present, where I begin ranting about Whoppers- I like Whoppers, they are really good, when they're fresh, and their chocolate shell is just right. However, I have had some nasty Whoppers in my day; We're talking stale as anything, nasty-nasty-nasty. In summation, Whoppers are good when they're good, but when they're stale, avoid them like the plague. K? Aight.

More as it comes to me.