DOWN WITH CARSON
I watched a bit of Carson Daly's show again last night, before I realized how dreadfully bored I had become; I could barely keep my eyes open. I mean, Christian Bale and Steven Spielberg's working together, devastatingly interesting for me. Wow! *passes out from boredom* In summation. Carson should retire, and NBC should come to me to replace him. I would totally rework the set, get rid of those super un-"cool" thermoses he has the guests drink from, and I would introduce the deprived viewers to this new-age thing called a "monologue," hell, maybe I would have a sidekick, and people would be stunned with a "dialogue" between my sidekick and myself. What a concept, eh?!
What was that song?!
There's this really cool song I like, but I don't know what its called, who sings it, or even how it goes.. I just remember there's a dance scene to it in this one teen movie, where that girl takes a shower while she has that guy over, and she hints at him to join her, but she was kidding, and he walks in while she's shaving her mustache-thing. She's all foamed up, and its super embarassing, and she screams, it was really funny, but again, I don't remember the name of the movie. If anyone knows the name of the song, and can help me out. Please do, cuz as you can tell, this is a mystery thats going to take me about a week to solve.. Additional hint to the movie part, it has a boy and girl as neighbors and the boy sets her up with the school's cool guy (asshole) in return for getting set up with the school's hottie, but then realizes the error in his ways, and wants to get with his neighbor himself. Seriously though, if anyone can help me out with the name of the song... I'd really like to download it - Someone told me it was by Usher, but I looked on Kazaa, and I think you're wrong... Plezz Hellllp. <--Lee Loo from The Fifth Element (Milla Jovovich is a hottie.)
My Mother and the Internet
Tonight after dinner, as I was trying to make my exit, she stopped me. She asked me, how to make a chat room, and I was like, uhh, mom, I can't explain it, just... like ask me when you're online next time. Then she was like, ok, can you tell me where the "Find" button is? So naturally, I'm like, oh thats easy, click Start, then hit Find Files or Folders. And she was like, "oh thats great, my teacher told me thats all I had to do to find the information about blah blah blah." A class she was in last year, and I was like, wait a minute, are we talking about finding something on the internet? That was the instant I realized the error in MY ways, and came to the conclusion I should never have even bothered. My mother and technology don't mix. I seriously think she was born in the stone age, and magically time traveled to be brought up by my grandparents' in California. That, we will never know. However, we can be sure that my mother will take my advice, and next time I see her (probably before I go to sleep tonight) she will inform me that I was wrong, and that she couldn't find what she was looking for via my method. And I think, thats cuz you don't know what you're talking about!! but, instead, I'll say, "I'm sorry" or something and run away! Mom + Technology don't mix! Here's what I should've done!
I watched a bit of Carson Daly's show again last night, before I realized how dreadfully bored I had become; I could barely keep my eyes open. I mean, Christian Bale and Steven Spielberg's working together, devastatingly interesting for me. Wow! *passes out from boredom* In summation. Carson should retire, and NBC should come to me to replace him. I would totally rework the set, get rid of those super un-"cool" thermoses he has the guests drink from, and I would introduce the deprived viewers to this new-age thing called a "monologue," hell, maybe I would have a sidekick, and people would be stunned with a "dialogue" between my sidekick and myself. What a concept, eh?!
What was that song?!
There's this really cool song I like, but I don't know what its called, who sings it, or even how it goes.. I just remember there's a dance scene to it in this one teen movie, where that girl takes a shower while she has that guy over, and she hints at him to join her, but she was kidding, and he walks in while she's shaving her mustache-thing. She's all foamed up, and its super embarassing, and she screams, it was really funny, but again, I don't remember the name of the movie. If anyone knows the name of the song, and can help me out. Please do, cuz as you can tell, this is a mystery thats going to take me about a week to solve.. Additional hint to the movie part, it has a boy and girl as neighbors and the boy sets her up with the school's cool guy (asshole) in return for getting set up with the school's hottie, but then realizes the error in his ways, and wants to get with his neighbor himself. Seriously though, if anyone can help me out with the name of the song... I'd really like to download it - Someone told me it was by Usher, but I looked on Kazaa, and I think you're wrong... Plezz Hellllp. <--Lee Loo from The Fifth Element (Milla Jovovich is a hottie.)
My Mother and the Internet
Tonight after dinner, as I was trying to make my exit, she stopped me. She asked me, how to make a chat room, and I was like, uhh, mom, I can't explain it, just... like ask me when you're online next time. Then she was like, ok, can you tell me where the "Find" button is? So naturally, I'm like, oh thats easy, click Start, then hit Find Files or Folders. And she was like, "oh thats great, my teacher told me thats all I had to do to find the information about blah blah blah." A class she was in last year, and I was like, wait a minute, are we talking about finding something on the internet? That was the instant I realized the error in MY ways, and came to the conclusion I should never have even bothered. My mother and technology don't mix. I seriously think she was born in the stone age, and magically time traveled to be brought up by my grandparents' in California. That, we will never know. However, we can be sure that my mother will take my advice, and next time I see her (probably before I go to sleep tonight) she will inform me that I was wrong, and that she couldn't find what she was looking for via my method. And I think, thats cuz you don't know what you're talking about!! but, instead, I'll say, "I'm sorry" or something and run away! Mom + Technology don't mix! Here's what I should've done!
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