Seriously, I should have a TV Show
Conan just ended, and here's Carson Daily. Boy, that makes me want to stay up later! He asks the hard hitting questions! And man, is this guy funny! So talented as an interviewer, he grasps my attention like no other. Move over Leno, this guy's funny! I mean that monologue, making fun of Geraldo's mustache as you introduced him, seriously, give the writer that came up with that one a raise. No, seriously, you wanna keep that guy, or you'll die a quick death! What am I talking about, you're Carson Daily, your show is doomed! Guess what, You're not on MTV anymore! I am your viewer. Good luck! God speed! And good night! *clicks off his tv and goes to bed.*