This just in...
I'm not overweight! According to government standards, (the body mass index) my weight is in the proper range for my height. Not counting the undiagnosed diabetes and heart disease, I'm doing great! (not really, not yet anyway...) Eep! Unfortunately, Barry Bonds and Mel Gibson are overweight, and Shaq and Arnold are obese, says this test. Oh well, them's the breaks, I wouldn't mind being obese the way Arnold is, but being obese like Fat Bastard.. thats just not cool, thats.. scary.

Sporadic Haiku
I was driving along today, and came up with the beginning and end of this haiku:
Twenty-three days til
Boulder Colorado. Whee!
Becoming Excited