A Few Quotes

Originally Posted at 02:07 AM on Feb. 11, 2004

"He awokened a sleeping giant. I know that's not a word" - Shaq

"Jesus was no sissy. If he played football, you'd be slow getting up after he tackled you." - Rev Jerry Falwell to Kurt Warner

"At least hypocrites know what's right, even if they can't execute." - Robert Lipsyte

"Wow this weekend has been crazy, I went to a party friday and drank so much that I probly should have died. Then yesterday my roommate and I went up to Breck and boarded." - Taken from the blog of the genius we call Brad (he's from Kansas City, not Midland)

And on a more personal note, in the course of the decision to become a Film major, I turned and inquired to my roommate.
"Can you see me as a Film major?"
He looked at me for a second, then scoffed, "No."
So, naturally I asked, "What do you see me doing?"
He gave me another once over (if someone gives you two once overs... does that mean they gave you a twice over? Oh no, I've gone cross-eyed" - I digress), and came to his conclusion, "Bounty Hunter."

I'll just leave it at that.