Guys Gone Wild!
Yes America, it's happened. Guys Gone Wild is a reality. I am not surprised my male brethren fell for such a devilishly sly trick from the beautiful she-devil pictured in the article. Ah, what some will do in pursuit of .. well, anyway. Guys Gone Wild, coming this Fall!

Shaq is going to Miami
On the one hand, I'm a little sad. On the other hand, Dwyane Wade and Shaq will be funner to watch. The ever-changing face of the Lakers makes me a little nauseated. They'll trade the Glove and sign the Fish if they know what's good for them, damnit. And even if they don't, I heart the Fish wherever he goes.

Mexican Macaroni
I deem it a success. It was good, if a little bland, and I have leftovers for dinner this evening. Definitely something to cook for more than just myself, but I knew that going in.

Boulder Sausage or Cheeseburgers in the evening following the final consumption of leftover Macaroni.

Patriot Games
I love you Tom Clancy! I was doing a little reading before bed, I figured I was safe to read a few chapters, because I wasn't quite halfway through the book (when Clancy novels get really, really, really good). And, it came early this time. I read about 50 more pages than I was planning on, they were well worth it. Likely will get more reading done shortly.