I give up!

Originally Posted at 03:14 AM on Feb. 17, 2004

Gav has unleashed a monster. I wasn't going to do it, but here I am, 12:02 in the morning, quite bored, not ready for bed, and I just actually read it, so I've decided now is the time to fill out the survey!

Name as on birth certificate: ...Scully...
Nicknames: Scully
Number of candles on your last birthday cake: Well, the last time I had a birthday cake, I honestly don't recall, but I am 19 as of this past...
The date you usually blow them out: May 4th
Birthplace: Tarzana, California
Social Security #: "Not gonna do it!" - Dana Carvey
Where do you live?: In Boulder, CO where I attend college.
Hometown: Err, I am from Las Vegas, but I consider Boulder my home for the time being.
What school do you attend: University of Colorado at Boulder
Siblings (and ages): Jessica (27)
Pets: 1 dog - Thunder
Sign of Zodiac: Taurus (stubborn as hell)
Righty, lefty or ambidexterousy?: Righty.
Marital Status: Super Single.

******MY LOOKS******
Hair: Short, brown with auburn highlights depending on the light
Skin colour: Ultra pale, and proud of it.
Eye colour: Depends on my shirt, honestly.. Without one, they are a beautiful green... I like to wear green shirts to give even more attention to them
Height: 5'11.5" or 6'0" depending if you're a pain in the ass or not.
Shoesize: 12.5 - 13.0
Contacts/glasses?: Contacts during the day, Glasses at night
Piercings (if any?): No way Jose!
...and where would you like one?: No. No. No.
Any tattoos?: No thank you.
...and where'd you like to get one?: Nope!
Do you wear rings?: No.
Do you follow any certain fashion?: The fashion of Scully... jeans and whatever t-shirt is clean enough to be worn.

******RIGHT NOW!******
Listening to: Something my roomie has on that I'm not familiar with, if I had the choice, I'd probably be listening to Furious Angel by Rob Dougan (from Matrix Reloaded, I discovered it on my hard drive the other day, and it has really grown on me).
Eating (or last thing you ate): 3/4 of a pint of Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie (mmmmmm)
Drinking (or last thing you drank): Water
Thinking about: Answering this survey, and how long it will take me when I get to the end
What are you wearing above the waist?: Fancy that, a green shirt.
How about below? (visible, that is!): Pajama pants! It is almost bed-time!
Pick a letter, any letter.: S.
How are you?: I'm doin' alright, "How you doin'?"
Underwear?: Boxers.
How's the weather?: Below freezing, and just all around bloody cold out.
Last person you talked to on the phone?: I couldn't tell you, it was while I was at work, but otherwise, it would've been my mother.
What time is it NOW?: 12:09am.

******IN THE LAST 24 HOURS******
Cried: Nope.
Worn a skirt: Not so much.
Met someone new: Kind of.
Cleaned your room: Nope.
Done laundry: No, did a wash on Sunday though.
Drove a car: Not for two months now.

******MORE ABOUT ME******
Last four digits of phone number(s): Not that it matters, 4958 (it's not exactly hard to track me down).
If you were a crayon, what colour would you like to be?: Vivid Tangerine.
Have you ever almost died?: Not that I can recall.
Self-Inflicted?: No.
How do you eat an Oreo: I've grown out of eating Oreos, sad I know, I usually just give them to my friend Bob.
What makes you happy?: Good friends, Good movies, Good meals, Good times.
What's the next CD you are going to buy?: I own two CDs (for all my 19 years on the planet), so your guess is as good as mine.
What religion/denomination are you?: I am a barely-practicing Jew.
What's the best advice ever given to you?: I'll get back to you on that.
Have you ever won any special awards?: I was the "Man of the Hour" aka the "Most Outstanding Member" of National Honor Society Senior year of High School - pretty proud of that, because I basically coordinated the final event of the year (which was a massive undertaking the way the advisor saw it)
What are your future goals?: World domination. (Good one Daria!) - Fame, fortune, and a beautiful (both internally and externally) wife with whom I wish to share the rest of my life.
Do you like to dance?: Uhm... not so much, although I have had a good time Salsa Dancing on Tuesdays this semester.
What's the worst sickness you ever had?: My throat started closing one time, I guess that was pretty bad...
What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?: Ya know, I'm not sure.
What's your favorite memory?: Oooh, the time I got bribed to get a hit in baseball, that was cool.. I'm pretty proud of the first time I met my good buddy Erin... and the first time I met Bob... damn, too many to have just one.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: While I wouldn't mind some cool superpowers myself, I would reduce my irritability factor by about 3,000.
Where do you shop the most?: Target.. (not for clothes though)
How many kids do you want to have?: At least 2.
Son's name?: Must be discussed with my (to-be) better half.
Daughter's name?: Must be discussed with my (to-be) better half, though I am pretty fond of the name Michelle (regardless).
Do you do drugs?: Not the illegal kind, but I do make use of prescription and over-the-counter when they are necessary.
Do you drink?: Alcohol? - On ultra rare occasion.
What kind of shampoo and conditioner do you use?: Finesse Plus, Shampoo and Conditioner in One
What sport do you hate the most?: Any sort of Car Racing.. if you call it a sport.
What are you most scared of?: Extreme failure. (Good call Daria) - Under which I would file dying (old and) alone.
How many TV's do you have in your house?: At my parent's house, something like 6.. though only three ever get watched.
Do you have your own?: At home, yes. At school, yes.
Phone line?: Yes, shared with my roomie. I also have a cell phone which rarely sees use.
Do you sleep with stuffed animals?: No, the only stuffed animal I own in this state is Quagmire T.(ing) Quack, and he's out of my possession currently.
Have you ever broken/sprained/fractered a bone: Yes, my left wrist.
What do you dream about: Success, Happiness, and the.. well, girl of my dreams.
Who do you tell your dreams to?: It varies on the dreams topic.

******FAVOURITES!******
Colo(u)r: Green, like my eyes!
Food: Italian and Mexican, without a doubt.
Fast Food: Taco Bell (I heart Mexican Pizzas).
Candy: Symphony, Creamy Milk Chocolate
Beverage: Dr Pepper, ... heh.
Ice Cream Flavo(u)r: Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie, Half-Baked, and Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough.
Sport To Watch?: Basketball.
Sport To Play: Racquetball.
Radio Station: Mix94.1 in Vegas
Songs: Furious Angel, Clubbed to Death (Kuriyomo Remix)
Band: Yeah...
Number: 32
Actor: Tom Welling, I like Smallville.
Actress: The double, double-K threat. Kristin Kreuk and Keira Knightley.
Day of the year: Thanksgiving.
Month: July
TV Show: The Simpsons. Smallville. Family Guy. Justice League!
Store: No preference.
Scent: Freshly baked cookies, and girls.
Teacher: MRV (Pre-Calc, Senior Year of High School)
Board Game: Trivial Pursuit, maybe... Monopoly
Saying: Mostly, I try and mix it up whenever I catch myself overusing a phrase, mostly.
Top 3 movies: Pirates of the Carribean, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, and Toy Story/Finding Nemo
Top 3 books: Sum of All Fears, Debt of Honor, Executive Decision.. read em in that order. Goodness!
Top 3 albums: Ha.
Singer (band OR solo): Composer - Don Davis
Magazine: Cosmo, I love learning how to please my man!
Chick drink: Dunno.
Website at the Moment: The Nerd Box!
Historical Personage: Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. or Mother Teresa
TV station: Cartoon Network.

******DO YOU BELIEVE IN...******
Yourself: Most of the time.
Your friends: Whether they like it or not.
God?: Yeah.
Satan?: Not so much.
Heaven?: Absolutely.
Hell?: For some people.
Santa Claus: No, Hannukah Harry all the way baby!!
Tooth fairy: Nope.
Destiny/Fate: Sometimes.
Angels: Every now and then.
Ghosts: Oh man, I heart Ghostbusters back in the day. I was so cute, at like 5 I went as a Ghostbuster for Halloween, I was a-dor-able. But, not so much.
UFO's?: Absolutely, if I can't identify it, its a UFO. Aliens? That's a whole nother thing altogether.

******HAVE YOU EVER...******
Loved someone soo much it makes you cry?: No.
Drank?: Yep.
Ever gotten dumped?: Nope.
Broken the law?: Speeding, but who doesn't?
Ran from the cops?: No.
Stole something?: Not so much.
Tried to kill yourself?: No.
Made yourself throw up?: Yeah, I was so sick, it was inevitable, I was just speeding up the process. Boy was it gross.
Been in love?: Not as of yet.
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Yeah.
Ever been so drunk you blacked out?: No.
Set a body part on fire for amusement?: No.
Kept a secret from everyone?: Bigtime.
Wanted to "hook up" with a friend, boy or girl?: Hell yeah.
Cried during a movie?: Absolutely. (A few in fact...)
Had a crush on a teacher?: Yep.
Ever thought an animated character was hot?: Yeah.
Had a "New Kids on The Block" tape?: No, but my sister totally did!
Been on a stage?: Yeah.
Cut your own hair?: No.
Been sarcastic?: Me? Nooooooooo, never!

******MORE MUSIC******
Is music important to you: For background, yes.
Do you sing?: No, and the population of the world collectively thanks me for it. - Good call Daria.
Do you play an instrument?: No.
Fave type of music?: Good.
Who's the band/singer you love who nobody else does or seems to have heard about?: I'm pretty behind on the music scene, but I heart Michelle Branch, and have since the second time I heard "Everywhere."

******ILLS AND SKILLS******
Do you bite your nails?: No.
Can you roll your tongue?: Yes.
Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?: I'm attempting to train myself to, but currently; almost.
Can you blow smoke rings?: Never tried.
Can you blow spit bubbles?: Yes.
Can you cross your eyes: Yes.
Have you ever coloured you hair?: No, I believe in au naturale.
Do you make your bed daily?: You're funny. - No.
What goes on first, bra/socks or underwear?: At school, socks (the floor is .. not safe) - At home, underwear.
Which shoe goes on first: The left.
Speaking of shoes, have you thrown one at someone: I can't recall at the moment, but I'm certain I have.
How much money is usually in your wallet?: At the moment, more than normal.
What jewellery do you wear 24/7?: I wear no jewellery 24/7.
What's sexiest on a girl/guy: A smile. Beautiful hair. The right curves. Her eyes. Also, for some reason I like frumpy clothing, I can't explain it.
Would you rather be on time and look ok or late and look great: Punctual is actually my middle name...
Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it: Twirl, and bite off more than I can chew!
How many cereals are in your cabinet: One, Peanut Butter Crunch.
What utensils do you use eating pizza: My hands.
Do/Can you cook?: I like to think so.

******YOUR LIFE & FRIENDS******
Do you have a best friend?: Yes.
Who are they: Erin, Matt, Mikey, Mari, Bob, the list goes on...
What do you like about them?: They aren't me. They listen, but don't take things too seriously. They appreciate me for who I am.
Who have you known the longest: Mikey - since the first day of fourth grade.
Who is the shyest?: Matt or Mari.
Who's the weirdest?: ..Me..
Who's the most modest?: Matt or Mari.
Who's the loudest?: Me or Bob, without a doubt.
Who's the silliest?: Me or Erin.. but probably Me.
Best feeling?: Getting to know someone knew, talking to them in private until ungodly hours of the morning.
When did you cry the most?: I'm not sure, I used to cry a lot.
Worst feeling?: Sliding on ice, out of control, not knowing when you're going to stop. - Generally being out of control.
Who will respond to this e-mail the fastest?: What e-mail?
Who did you send this to who won't respond?: I'm supposed to send it to someone?
Who sent this to you?: I stole it from Daria, who stole it from Gav.
Do you want all your friends to do this and send it back to you?: Probably not, but I would like to see what Matt (my roommate) has to say.

******WHEN WAS THE LAST TiME YOU...******
Had sex: Like a virgin...
Were kissed or kissed someone: Wow.. If it is February of 2004, then it would have to be... early September of 2003.
Watched bambi: Hell if I know.
Talked on the phone: For work - Today. For pleasure - At least two days ago.
Read a book: For class, an hour ago. For pleasure, early January.
Punched someone: I don't recall the last time, but I'd bet it was Bob that I punched.

******I LIKE MY GIRLS...******
Black Bra or Red Bra?: ? Whichever she prefers... No bra?
Curly or straight hair?: Whichever suits the person's face. (Agree with Gav)
Tall or short?: Between 5'1.5" and 5'10" preferrably.
Fit or Ripped?: Fit, ripped scares me.
Belly-button pierced or not?: I would prefer not, but its not a make or break thing.
Tan or no tan: No tan, or natural tan (like, latina). I don't really want my girl to be orange.. Orange is not a sexy, or natural skin color.
Dimples or not?: Either way.
Legs Shaven or Arms and Legs: Hairless.
Sweety or sporty: A healthy mix.
Modestly dressed or Not-so Modestly dressed: Modest enough.
Accent or not: As long as we can communicate..
Short or long hair: Longer than short.
Smart or dumb: Smart.
What sport would you like her to play?: Soccer, Volleyball or Basketball.
Dependent or independent?: Independent, but family oriented.. if there is such a thing.
Any and all turn-ons: Natural, Modest Beauty, Smart, Caring, Smile, Natural, Witty, Sense of Humor
Any and all turn-offs: Smoking, Drinking, Drugs, Blatantly fake hair color, too much make-up, not enough clothing, loud gum chewer, annoying voice...

******ME AND LOVE******
Do you believe in Love?: Yes.
Do you have a girlfriend or boyfriend?: Ha. Not since May-June of 2003.
Do you have a crush?: Thrice per day of the week, thank you.
Do you like a friend?: Always.
Do you believe in Love at first sight?: No. Lust at first sight? Oh baby!
Where would you like to go on your honeymoon?: Wherever she would like to go. Hawaii is nice this time of year..
What song do you want played at your wedding?: Our song? . .
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: Face, always the face. Unless I'm behind her, then it's definitely her assets.
Longest crush: Hmm, three years, whether it be Mysti or Amanda (didn't know about Amanda did you!? - Amanda who?, THAT"S RIGHT!!).
Are you shy too ask someone out?: Ironically, for the massive extrovery I am around girls, that is the hardest thing to do, and I don't think I've ever done it.
Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with?: When I find her, I'll let you know.
Do you find yourself attractive?: When I wake up the morning after I don't have ice cream, yes.
Do you find yourself ugly?: Ice cream nights, mean ugly mornings. - Not that I care.

******GROOMING etc.******
How often do you brush your teeth?: At least twice a day.
How often do you shower/bathe?: Almost always at least once a day (depending on exhaustion and time) whether in the morning or at night.
How long do these showers/baths last?: Well, the entire process from room and back takes upwards of 20 minutes, if I'm really moving slow.
Hair drying method: Towels and air. Only.
Do you paint your nails?: Not in years. (Roofles)
Do you swear?: Too often, I'm trying to work on that.
Do you mumble to yourself?: Every now and then, I try to keep it to myself though... after all, why do people want to eavesdrop on a conversation I'm having with myself.
Do you spit in public?: If I need to.
Do you pee in the shower?: No.
Person you talk most on the phone with: Mari.
What colour is your bedroom?: Dorm white.
Do you use an alarm clock?: Yes, a radio alarm clock.
Name one thing or person you're obsessed with?: Girls. Girls. Girls.
Have you ever skinny dipped with the opposite sex?: Nope.
Ever sunbathed in the nude?: Nope. I don't much like sunbathing.
Window seat or aisle: Whichever has the most leg room. I am pretty partial to seat 13F. (Emergency Exit row Window seat)
What's your sleeping position?: If I'm a sleep, that's the one!
What kind of bed do you like?: One fit for two!
In hot weather do you use a blanket?: Whatever lets me sleep.
Do you snore?: Never.
Do you sleepwalk?: Never.
Do you talk in your sleep?: I hadn't for years, but apparently, I did just two nights ago. I have also been caught laughing hysterically while asleep.
Sleep with the light on?: If it's on and I fall asleep, yes. Otherwise, no.
Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on?: Sometimes.

******MISCELLANEOUS, etc...******
Croutons or Bacon Bits?: Neither, thank you.
Salad Dressing?: Ranch or Applebee's Caesar.
Do you drink?: Mostly no.
Do you smoke?: No, I despise it.
How many times have you been pulled over by the police: Once, but I wasn't driving - there was a blog about it a few weeks back.
Do you make fun of people: When they have it coming, absolutely.
Have you ever been convicted of a crime: No.
Most recent humiliating moment: I seem to have repressed it, sorry!
If you had to choose a Spice Girl name, what would it be?: If I had to choose a spice girl, it would be Posh...
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys?: At blazing speeds too!
What's on your mousepad?: Heart optical mouses ... everything that is on my desk is on my mousepad.
Favorite thing to do on weekends?: Sleep in. Watch movies. Hang with friends. Get a good meal.
What's under your bed?: Stuff that belongs to my roommate.
First thing you do when you wake up in the morning?: Figure out what time it is, and see how much longer I can stay in bed without being late.
How many rings before you answer the phone?: As many as it takes.
Do you get motion sickness?: Not of which I'm aware.
Adidas, Nike or Reebok?: Nike.
Would you ever ask a guy for the shirt off his back?: Not so much.
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be?: Supreme Ruler of the World - Or maybe something to do with Film, where I make the rules.. that'd be pretty cool.
I collect: Do memories count?
Do you eat the stems of broccoli?: Yes, but not too high, that's just gross. . .
Hobbies: Friends, Movies, Fun times!
Dream Car: A good lookin', efficient, Hybrid of some sort.
Words or phrases you overuse: When I've noticed I overuse them, I cut back.
Ultimate Travel Destination: I've not given it much thought.
How do you characterize yourself (a hopeless romantic or non-romantic): Totally, and utterly hopeless romantic, without a doubt.
Do you get along with your parents: Not recently.
Habit you'd like to break: Being the most irritable (mostly sane) person in this city. Or mabye cussing too much.
What's your bedtime: Usually 1am.
Is cheerleading a sport?: No. Please, are you kiddin'?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsy Pop?: I don't know, but I can tell you how many licks it takes to get the center of a Rhode Island State Prison.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?: The egg, a mutation messed things up (or made things better, depending how you look at it), and that's how we got our chicken.

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**************The ULTIMATE SURVEY!***************

Is there anything else you'd like to add/say?:
Have a schbedoinkle day! - And - That wasn't so bad.
Old school: There is no spoon.
What time is it NOW?: 12:54am.