Mormon
Originally Posted at 09:52 PM on Feb. 23, 2004
"Just as long as your not mormon, I'll approve of anything"
What the fuck is that?! I can go off and murder a bunch of people, but it's okay because I'm not mormon. Way to pick your arguments, eh? I don't think we really thought that one through did we now? - And the most beautiful part of this statement was what it was in response to. Get this shit; "Film is just an elective right?" To which I said, "For the time being, yeah, what of it?" And that was the response I got. Honestly, double-you, tee, eff? - Furthermore, you graduated almost top of your class in high school, and suddenly you don't know when to use "you're" and "your." OPRAH H. WINFREY DAMNIT!
So, as it stands, I can totally see my high school friends growing apart and the only reason is religion. Religion is tearing em up. Of all the stupid-ass reasons to ruin a friendship, it seems religion is going to be the winner. I can't fathom it, I don't even want to believe it. I can totally see one friend "coming out of the closet" so-to-speak, informing everyone they are mormon. And they will be shunned as a result. Meanwhile, another person is flouting their love for Jesus every chance they get, bringing it up out of left field all the time, and making a debate of what's right and what's wrong. I don't have a problem with the first person, but the second person is begging to be cut off. I don't talk to you to discuss Christ, and who did what in the bible, I talk to you because you are my friend, I want to know what's going on in your life, not because you have insight into something I don't give two-shits about. My religion is my religion, and your religion is your religion, practice it on your own time, and leave me the hell out of it.
I'd like to entitle the following "Feeling Poopy"
Onto things of a less serious nature, as I like to do. Currently, there is this commercial running for Ex-Lax, ya know, the "if you're constipated, take this, and you won't be" stuff. And the situation they've presented is this woman in her upper 30s, low 40s, who usually gets together with her friends in the morning for breakfast, but lately she hasn't been able to due to her constipation. Now my question is, what's the problem? Okay, you're constipated, you can't go number two - you're not going to be interrupted while you're hanging out. What's the problem? Take Ex-Lax, and you can enjoy your friends again! Diarrhea seems like a much larger problem compared to Constipation. I don't get it.
Originally Posted at 09:52 PM on Feb. 23, 2004
"Just as long as your not mormon, I'll approve of anything"
What the fuck is that?! I can go off and murder a bunch of people, but it's okay because I'm not mormon. Way to pick your arguments, eh? I don't think we really thought that one through did we now? - And the most beautiful part of this statement was what it was in response to. Get this shit; "Film is just an elective right?" To which I said, "For the time being, yeah, what of it?" And that was the response I got. Honestly, double-you, tee, eff? - Furthermore, you graduated almost top of your class in high school, and suddenly you don't know when to use "you're" and "your." OPRAH H. WINFREY DAMNIT!
So, as it stands, I can totally see my high school friends growing apart and the only reason is religion. Religion is tearing em up. Of all the stupid-ass reasons to ruin a friendship, it seems religion is going to be the winner. I can't fathom it, I don't even want to believe it. I can totally see one friend "coming out of the closet" so-to-speak, informing everyone they are mormon. And they will be shunned as a result. Meanwhile, another person is flouting their love for Jesus every chance they get, bringing it up out of left field all the time, and making a debate of what's right and what's wrong. I don't have a problem with the first person, but the second person is begging to be cut off. I don't talk to you to discuss Christ, and who did what in the bible, I talk to you because you are my friend, I want to know what's going on in your life, not because you have insight into something I don't give two-shits about. My religion is my religion, and your religion is your religion, practice it on your own time, and leave me the hell out of it.
I'd like to entitle the following "Feeling Poopy"
Onto things of a less serious nature, as I like to do. Currently, there is this commercial running for Ex-Lax, ya know, the "if you're constipated, take this, and you won't be" stuff. And the situation they've presented is this woman in her upper 30s, low 40s, who usually gets together with her friends in the morning for breakfast, but lately she hasn't been able to due to her constipation. Now my question is, what's the problem? Okay, you're constipated, you can't go number two - you're not going to be interrupted while you're hanging out. What's the problem? Take Ex-Lax, and you can enjoy your friends again! Diarrhea seems like a much larger problem compared to Constipation. I don't get it.
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