Rules

Originally Posted at 05:02 PM on Nov. 20, 2003

Sort of along the lines of Joe Dirt.

Two Rules - Read from your perspective:
Rule #1: Number one always comes first.
Rule #2: I am number one.

I'll leave the story out, because I've got nothing all that nice to say, but that's what I say today.

Note to self: You could learn something by listening to me, asshole.

Do what makes you happy damnit!