Connie Chung Tonight
If Connie has a nightly news show on CNN, I think I should have one too. This guy Mitchel Crooks, the guy who taped the beating of the kid in LA got arrested outside CNN, and taken maybe to testify or what have you. His attorney was on Connie Chung Live!, and he has the best name ev-er. Dean Masterman. It sounds like a title, I'm Dean Masterman Scully, nice to meet you. Dean Masterman attorney-at-law. I'm a Dean, and I'm a Master, Man! Really though, I should have my own TV show...